Urlacher

As a Chicago Bears football fan, I have thought for a while that Brian Urlacher was overpaid, and overhyped.

Now, there are reports this fat, bald-headed, stooge wants a new contract with more money from Daaaaaaa Bears or he wants to be traded. There are even rumors he threatened retirement, which would be hilarious because if he were to retire he wouldn't get paid in the world of non-guaranteed NFL contracts.

Urlacher, in the past few years, has been plagued by an arthritic back condition that will only get worse and neck problems, including a potentially career-ending neck injury.

As a fan of the Bears who have MANY things we could do with the average $6.29 million he makes yearly. Granted, the Bears are under the cap to the tune of $16 million, but Urlacher has yet to fulfill half of his current 9 year, $56.65 million deal he signed in 2003. Daaaaa Bears also recently signed a new deal with outside linebacker Lance Briggs; 6 years, $36 million. So, while Urlacher may be underpaid slightly when compared to the top of the class linebackers, he fits in well with what Briggs just got paid.

In short, this jackass needs to stuff it. You signed the deal. Stick to it. Quit whining like a 'lil bitch.