This is an official rant

To those stores, those asshats who go into a store and think a 10% sale is something incredibly special...go fuck yourselves!

10% is nothing, it's crap.

Unless your buying something over a grand, it's a waste. Yeah, yeah, yeah, "a penny saved is a penny earned."

But, seriously. By the time you load your fat ass in the car, wade your car through traffic, sit at stoplights, buy more than you intended to because "Hey!...it's on sale!"...how much do you REALLY think you save?

NOTHING...you spend more you jackass.

Moreover, if it's always "on sale," then it's never really "on sale." The department store Kohl's, last time I heard, was still being investigated by the Justice Department because they chronically mark-up their prices, then claim they have a "sale" every fucking week. When there is federal legislation that explicit states something about an item is only really "on sale" if it's "on sale" for something like 5% of a month or a quarter. But, it's definitely not every day and every week.

Finally, I take a store advertising 10% off as a personal slap in the face to my math skills, my integrity, and my intellect.

So, I repeat: If you get your panties all wet-n-wild over a 10% sale...go fucking kill yourself.