To be considered eating out, you must:
1. Be sitting at a table, or a bar.
2. Have a waiter/waitress and/or bartender.
3. You must order some type of entree, or at least two appetizers, or an appetizer and dessert (okay, this is fairly lax, but you get the jest).
4. You must need to leave a tip, barring ridiculously bad service (or no service).
I was highly perturbed when I ordered my food at a fantastic establishment recently and was given this plate:
I wonder how much money is literally wasted each year on parsley. Seriously. Take a freaking penny off the cost of my meal, take the parsley and shove it up your keister!
Your damn parsley is in my way! Not to mention the lemon. Ask if I want a lemon, don't make assume your going to give me a useless lemon is invariably wasted, and I dislike wasting food.
Why not save the growing fields and use them for something more productive than freakin' parsley? We need natural resources to grow REAL food people!
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