Brian Giles - Sissy at large

Brian Giles is a 37 year old Major League Baseball (MLB) player who has spent the majority of his good MLB career (not Hall of Fame career, but good) in the National League between two shitty, shitty teams. From 1998-2003, he played for the shitty Pittsburgh Pirates, and from 2003-til present he has played for the largely shitty San Diego Padres.

In his 10+ major league career with these two powerhouses of pitifulness, he has NEVER played in the playoffs.

And when he had the opportunity to come to a real contending MLB team, my Boston Red Sox, he pussied out and nixed the deal through his no-trade clause. Any player who has played for 5 years with any club is, per the Major League Baseball Player's Union Contract with MLB, is given the right to stop any trade he wishes not to happen.

So, Giles nixed this trade to Boston, showing he is a complete sissy-boy who wants no part of real competition. You could have come to a contender Giles, hope you continue enjoying your career in shitville.

What a mook.

To paraphrase the Soup Nazi, "NO RING FOR YOU!"