Women - get with the program will ya?

I ask this question for what is, currently, 3 reasons (I'm sure there will be infinite more):

1. If you are blessed with some assets, and even if your not as blessed with some assets, and you wear a shirt that is cut so a dude can see half your cleavage...don't get bitchy, or don't give me a dirty look. You're the one putting it out there. Same goes for your lovely ass and lower back. If you don't want me checking out your lower back, wear something that covers it when your bending down to tie your freakin' shoes.

2. I speak to the big people with love, I really do. I've got no problem with you choosing (because most of you, I realize, don't really "chose") to be big, despite the amount of money I am shelling out for health care. HOWEVER, wear something reasonable. Seriously. There is nothing more heinous than a big ol' woman who clearly squeezes herself into a pair of pants. And when I say 'clearly,' I'm talking about pants that not only hug your butt crack so tight I could probably see your next bowel movement, but it's even worse when you see the front end, and it's as if that butt crack continues on the other side. 'Nough said...*shudders*

3. My slow ass has recently been aware to the fact of colors. Just like the color of your kitchen floor can make your kitchen look bigger, so can wearing a lighter colored top when you usually wear dark. Love seeing new perspectives on women I find attractive. So, just be aware, k?