I am now on board. I think all cars should come equipped with sensors under the seats like they do already in some cars on the passenger front side, to detect whether an airbag needs deploying during an accident or not...just extent those to the back seats, but don't make them override-able.
Now anyone who knows me, I despise Detroit and American car makers because they've been selling and continue to sell pieces of shit to dumb-fuck Americans. But, this is my gift to them. They will install on every door, a Breathalyzer like some cars already have for repeat drunk-drivers. The federal government will institute MANDATORY yearly check-ups on the safety, gas-efficiency/emissions of ALL cars, and they will monitor the efficacy of these Breathalyzer's for every seat.
With the Breathalyzer's installed, and the sensors deployed, we should drop the legal drinking age to like fucking 10. I'm dead serious, yo. Alcohol loses most of it's luster, similar to that of smoking, once you are told you CAN do it. It's the very same reason why pregnancy rates of young evangelicals who take that no-sex before wed pledge and end up breaking the pledge is sooooo high. If it's forbidden, it's wanted. Like clockwork.
Same reason I fully endorse and promote the idea that ALL drugs, yes...even LSD, should be legalized, taxed, and regulated.
Either accept this plan ya'll, or make it so that if your blood alcohol level is over .10, and your caught driving behind the wheel of a car, you should be shot on sight. Point blank, in the fucking head, because clearly...you don't get it.
Why have Breathalyzer's in every seat you say/ask? So, some drunk fuckwit can't get his/her "buddy" to blow into the thing who happens to be moderately sober and then give the drunk retard a green light to drive. Clearly, this is slightly imperfect, and it'd need to be hashed out on what exactly we could do to ensure the one driving isn't drunk...but, you get the point.
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